Greeting loyal perverts,
I am now returning from a week and a half stay in Kansas for work. Let me tell you, Kansas is not flat, there are many small rolling hills. I don’t know why people keep saying it’s flat. It IS windy as a motherfucker there. The tornado threat was made clear by a sign I saw in the Kansas city airport. It was over a set of stairs going down and said “TORNADO SHELTER” with an arrow pointing down. Who the fuck wants to live where there are tornadoes? Stupid.
There were a couple of good time though. First, it’s a college town and there was more corn fed tang than you can tip a cow at. My coworker described these girls as ‘approachable hot’ which I guess means he wasn’t intimidated. I did notice the rule of cold weather - higher percent of big butts the colder it gets. And it was pretty chilly.
Second good thing is a great selection of beers. I sampled several ( what can I say, I’m a lush ). One of the standout favourites is by a company named New Belgium Brewing Company and the brew is Abbey.
Brewer’s Description of this Beer: Abbey Grand Cru is a richer version of our Abbey, a Belgian “Double” style ale. It is brown in color, with a full body and a distinctive fruity aroma. Abbey Grand Cru is fermented with an authentic Belgian yeast strain, and is refermented in the bottle to produce natural carbonation. The beer should be served cool (not cold) to best experience the rich aroma and complex flavors. Abbey Grand Cru will continue to improve and age gracefully for several years, if stored in a cool dark cellar.
I’m not sure about all of that, I can tell you it was dark, fruity and strong. I will definitely drink this beer again, just not in such large quantities.
Now go get drunk and spank it.
