So,

I pretty much had a great time last weekend. I went to Atlanta or the 2006 DriveInvasion. A bunch of redneck goth bikers take over a drive in, play awesome music and watch old B movies.

Oh, did I mention that there were TONS of biker chicks wearking slutty outfits and covered in tattoos? HOLY SHIT. They were strutting around in high heels, sweating, riding bikes, sitting in dunk tanks, grabbing eachother’s asses, and doing burlesque shows. Now for those uneducated - like me - a burlesque show is a strip show but the damn girls wear pasties and dance to old music. It’s their way of convincing themselves being a tramp and taking your clothes off in front of people is ‘nostalgic’ and ‘artsy’.
I lasted about 10 minutes then I went behind a metallic blue Dodge Charger to add a clear coat to it, but was beat by some drunk redneck pissing all over the place.
So I proceeded to go back to my lawn chair and get so drunk it took me damn near an hour to rub one out that night in a friend of a friend’s spare bedroom. Nice little house warming gift for them.
If you get a chance, I highly recommend going, just for the sweet smell of sweaty tang.